I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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