You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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