I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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