I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Girls should come with a carfax report
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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