I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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