Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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