I think I am morally bankrupt
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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