You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize