I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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