whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Randomize
