I don't usually arrange sex via text message
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I woke up under a house in Key West
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