Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Green mimosas i think yes
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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