she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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