So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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