Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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