how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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