under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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