the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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