After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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