I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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