so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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