Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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