There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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