they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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