I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he shaved USA in his pubs
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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