Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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