you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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