i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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