OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
jump out the window naked night went bad
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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