I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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