Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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