is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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