So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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