Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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