I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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