why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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