maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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