white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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