Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Need sex. Gaining weight.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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