i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
me + whiskey = a bad person
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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