I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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