STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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