Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
