And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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