bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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