are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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