But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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