i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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