He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I currently don't understand fingers.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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