don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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