Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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