I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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