Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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